My favorite Seinfeld quotes (off of the top of my head):
“He took…it out.” – Elaine
“The rines are crossed?” – Jerry
“I invented the ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ routine.” – George
“George is getting upset!” – George
“Look away, I’m hideous.” – Kramer
“Can’t you see that you two are in love?” – Kramer
“I don’t know if he’s sponge-worthy.” – Elaine
“Maybe the dingo ate your baby.” – Elaine
“A whole case! I mean, huh, a case.” – Elaine
“Right right right right right right right right” – Jerry
“Giddy up” – Kramer
“That’s one magic lugie” – Jerry
“Get out!” – Elaine
“Believe it or not, George isn’t at home, please leave a messaaaaage at the beep” – George
“It’s not Suze, it’s Susie!” – Elaine
“Yeah, it’s in my book ‘Astonishing Tales of the Sea.’” – Kramer
“He-looooooooo. La La Laaa.” – Jerry
“She had man-hands.” – Jerry
“You know, because he’s a high talker.” – Elaine
“He’s a bit of a close talker.” – Jerry
“Serenity now!” – Frank
“The Bro!” – Kramer
“The Manzier!” – Frank
“I think I’m pretty much like you, only successful” – Jerry
“My little cable boy!” – Kramer
“Ok, ok, so you happy? The cat is, raaa-aaaeer, out of the bag.” – Kramer
“The jerk-store called, they’re running out of you!” – George
“I reached in, and pulled out the obstruction.” – George
“No soup for you!” – The Soup Nazi
“You are a very very bad man, a very baaad man” – Babu
“I’ll pick you up at six? Six is good! What?” – Jerry
“You’re just mad because Little Jerry’s doing more with your name than you ever will!” – Kramer
“I thought we were friends?” – Kramer
“You know my friend, Bob Sacamento…” – Kramer
“A Festivus for the rest of us” – Frank
“I’m the assman Jerry” – Kramer
“You know about the cups?…You got the A, B, C, and the D, that’s the biggest” – Frank
“I know the D is the biggest. I base my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.” – George
“Flavum. You know…*cough* flavum.” – George
“Ok baby!” – George
“That’s a shame” – Jerry
“Ah nuts!” – Elaine
“That waitress just gave me the finger” – George
“She knew what she was doing” – Kramer
“You think I eat all my meals with you?” – George
“The nocturnal dirt people” – Jerry
“I’m sorry, I can’t spare it. I don’t have a square to spare” – Elaine
“You stole my Jesus fish, didn’t you?” – David Putty
“I’m the wiz and noooobody beats me!” – The Wiz
“Ok, playtime’s over” – J. Peterman
“I’m out there Jerry, and I’m loving every minute of it!” – Kramer
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